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LANGUAGE HUMOR AT ITS FINEST

Making yourself more proficient in English need not be a drag. You can actually speed up the learning process and make it fun by generously lacing it with humor—but preferably the best that the English language can offer.

In this new section, apart from giving a fixed slot to our weekly “In a Lighter Vein” pop-out humor piece in the Forum homepage, we have put together the finest of those weekly humor pop-ups since the Forum started. The best of them—collected from various sources on the web and sent in by friends—are all here, posted in the Forum under the following headings: Wordplay, On the Job, Student and School Life, and Miscellany.

So if you missed any of the best of the Forum’s weekly humor pop-ups, you can enjoy and savor them again and again here—and better still, share them with your friends!

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Quotes to Chew On With a Grain of Salt

“Life is short and so is money.”

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“Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.”

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“Ask no questions and hear no lies.”

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“Divide and conquer.”

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“Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.”

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“Being cool is not trying to be cool.”

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“It’s good to be clever, but not to show it.”

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“Patience is not a virtue; it is a waste of time.”

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“Time is an illusion; lunchtime, doubly so.”

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“Rules without relationship equals rebellion.”

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“No culture can live if it attempts to be exclusive.”

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“If you see something you like, take it and make it better.”

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“If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living.”

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“The universe is change; our life is what our thoughts make it.”

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“A lawful kiss is never worth a stolen one.”

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“To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.”

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“Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.”

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“The spirit of resistance to government is so valuable on certain occasions that I wish it to be always kept alive.”

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“A friend is someone who has the same enemies you have.”

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“I’m serious; it was only a joke.”

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“One drop of ink may make a million think.”

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“I only work to enjoy when I am not working.”

From the Encyclopedia of Humor

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