Technical Terms in Plain EnglishThe terrific illustration above, a recent addition to this posting, is from
the nursing cartoon series "About A Nurse," which aims to empower
the people with medical knowledge.1.
A number of different approaches are being tried.We are still clueless.
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Extensive report is being prepared on a fresh approach to the problem.We just hired three kids fresh out of college.
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Close project coordinationWe know who to blame.
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Major technological breakthroughIt works only so so, but looks very hi-tech.
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Customer satisfaction is delivered, assured.We are so far behind schedule the customer is happy just to get it delivered.
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Preliminary operational tests were inconclusive.The darn thing blew up when we threw the switch.
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Test results were extremely gratifying.We are so surprised that the stupid thing works.
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The entire concept will have to be abandoned.The only person who understood the thing quit.
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It is in the process.It is so wrapped up in red tape that the situation is about hopeless.
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We will look into it.Forget it! We have enough problems for now.
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Please note and initial.Let’s spread the responsibility for the mistake.
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Give us the benefit of your thinking.We’ll listen to what you have to say as long as it doesn't interfere with what we've already done.
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Give us your interpretation.I can’t wait to hear this nonsense!
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See me or let’s discuss.Come into my office, I’m lonely.
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All newParts not interchangeable with the previous design.
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RuggedToo darn heavy to lift!
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LightweightLighter than Rugged.
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Years of developmentOne finally worked.
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Energy-savingAchieved when the power switch is off.
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Low maintenanceImpossible to fix if broken.
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