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Funny English Mistakes
« on: April 03, 2012, 11:47:29 AM »

The equator is a menagerie lion running around the center of the earth
In Russia there are vast carnivorous forests
Rivers flow because no-one can stop them


In preparation for the channel crossing Caesar built 18 new vesuls vessils vesles botes
Abraham Lincoln was born in a log cabin that he built with his own hands
Jefferson believed in laissez-fairyism

Law and government

The seats of Senators shall be vaccinated every six years
A child’s definition of jury: A body of men organized to find out which has the smartest lawyer
Ethics is a county in England


An angle is a triangle with only two sides
A triangle is a square with only three corners
The line opposite the right angle is a right-angled triangle and is called the hippopotamus

Religion and society

Sins of omission are those we have forgotten to do
The seventh commandment (translated by a 4 year old): Thou shalt not kick a duckery
Thou shalt not come into the country