« on: September 19, 2011, 11:19:19 AM »
Some One-Liners for Good Measure
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“A consultant is an ordinary person a long way from home.”
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“A president of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and able to lay down your life for his country.”
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“A flying particle will seek the nearest eye.”
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“A fool and his money are soon elected.”
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“A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work.”
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“A bird in the hand is always safer than one overhead.”
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“A boss with no humor is like a job that is no fun.”
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“A clean tie attracts the soup of the day.”
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“A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.” - Milton Berle
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“A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.”
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“A consensus means that everyone agrees to say collectively what no one believes individually.” - Abba Eban
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“A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the first time.”
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“A crisis is when you cannot say ‘let’s just forget the whole thing.”
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“A donkey is a horse designed by a study team.”
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“A free agent is anything but.”
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“A friend in need is a pest indeed.”
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“A good scapegoat is hard to find.”
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“A good slogan can stop analysis for fifty years.”
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“A good solution can be successfully applied to almost any problem.”
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“A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.”
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“A little ambiguity never hurt anyone.”
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“A little humility is arrogance.”
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“A man of quality does not fear a woman seeking equality.”
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“A memorandum is written not to inform the reader, but to protect the writer.”
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“A pipe gives a wise man time to think and a fool something to put in his mouth.”
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“A problem cannot be solved using the same level of thinking that created it. (In other words, if you screw it up, you can’t fix it.)”
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“After all is said and done, usually more is said than done.”
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“After any unit has been completely assembled, extra components will be found on the bench.”
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“Afternoon: that part of the day we spend worrying about how we wasted the morning.”
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“Aiming for the least common denominator sometimes causes division by zero.”
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“All good things must come to an end; I just want to know when they start!”—From the collections of AhaJokes.comNOTE: The boxed funny quote from U.S. business magnate Warren Buffett accompanied by his photo is a recent addition that's not part of the AhaJokes.com collection. It was added by Joe Carillo only this September 28, 2023 trusting that Mr. Buffett and AZ Quotes won't take offense seeing it here and join the fun and levity instead. Thank you very much, Mr. Buffettt and AZ Quotes!
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