A Few Husband-and-Wife Quotes“The man who says his wife can’t take a joke, forgets that she took him.”
~ Oscar Wilde ~“It’s a funny thing that when a man hasn’t anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.”
~ Robert Frost ~“I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.”
~ Rodney Dangerfield ~“He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.”
~ Zsa Zsa Gabor ~“I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn’t.
~ James Holt McGavra ~“The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.”
~ H.V. Prochnow ~“Three rings of marriage are the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.”
~ Funny Short Saying ~“I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.”
~ Sigmund Freud ~“A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.”
~ Zsa Zsa Gabor ~“An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.”
~ Agatha Christie ~“My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn’t.”
~ Funny Short Saying ~“My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.”
~ Rodney Dangerfield ~“Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up.”
~ Evelyn Hendrickson ~“I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.”
~ Lewis Grizzard ~“All marriages are happy. It’s the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.”
~ Raymond Hull ~—From a collection by Quotescoop.com
