Forum contributor Ben Sanchez wishes to share with us this delightful photo-essay about the nature of beasts and humankind. Enjoy!
Priceless.
The English language has some wonderfully anthropomorphic collective nouns for the various groups of animals.
We are all familiar with
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A Herd of Cows,
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A Flock of Chickens,
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A School of Fish,
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A Gaggle of Geese, and
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A Pride of Lions.
However, less widely known is:
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A Murder of Crows,
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(as well as of their cousins the Rooks and Ravens),
(http://josecarilloforum.com/imgs/c19_doves.jpg)
An Exaltation of Doves,
And, presumably because they look so wise,
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A Congress of Owls.
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Now consider a group of Baboons.
They are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates... And what is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons?
Believe it or not… A Parliament
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Yep... A Parliament of Baboons!*
Pretty much explains everything, doesn’t it?
(http://josecarilloforum.com/imgs/c19_baboon2.jpg) (http://josecarilloforum.com/imgs/c19_baboon3.jpg)
You just can’t make this up.
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*Editor’s note: This is the British version, of course. The Philippines has its own. Do you know what the collective anthropomorphic noun for them is? Do tell us your answer.