Jose Carillo's English Forum
General Category => Language Humor at its Finest => Topic started by: Joe Carillo on October 06, 2012, 05:52:53 PM
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25 Thoughts To Get You Through Almost Any Crisis
Indecision is the key to flexibility.
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You cannot tell which way the train went by looking at the track.
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There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.
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Happiness is merely the remission of pain.
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Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
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Sometimes too much drink is not enough.
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The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.
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The careful application of terror is also a form of communication.
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Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world.
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Things are more like they are today than they ever have been before.
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Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.
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Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.
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Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
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I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
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Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.
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All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
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If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
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One-seventh of your life is spent on Monday.
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By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
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Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
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The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
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There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
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This is as bad as it can get, but don’t bet on it.
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Never wrestle with a pig: You both get all dirty, and the pig likes it.
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The trouble with life is, you’re halfway through it before you realize it’s a ‘do it yourself’ thing.
—From the “Culture Shock” collection of The Humor Bin (http://www.humorbin.com/showitem.asp?item=31)