Jose Carillo's English Forum
General Category => Language Humor at its Finest => Topic started by: Joe Carillo on October 09, 2011, 03:52:00 PM
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Quotes to Chew On With a Grain of Salt
“Life is short and so is money.”
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“Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.”
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“Ask no questions and hear no lies.”
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“Divide and conquer.”
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“Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.”
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“Being cool is not trying to be cool.”
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“It’s good to be clever, but not to show it.”
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“Patience is not a virtue; it is a waste of time.”
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“Time is an illusion; lunchtime, doubly so.”
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“Rules without relationship equals rebellion.”
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“No culture can live if it attempts to be exclusive.”
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“If you see something you like, take it and make it better.”
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“If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living.”
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“The universe is change; our life is what our thoughts make it.”
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“A lawful kiss is never worth a stolen one.”
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“To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.”
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“Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.”
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“The spirit of resistance to government is so valuable on certain occasions that I wish it to be always kept alive.”
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“A friend is someone who has the same enemies you have.”
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“I’m serious; it was only a joke.”
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“One drop of ink may make a million think.”
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“I only work to enjoy when I am not working.”
—From the Encyclopedia of Humor (http://www.smilespedia.com/nice-quotes-and-sayings/)