30 Great Reasons Why It’s Great to Be Male1. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
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2. You don't have to monitor your friends’ sex lives.
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3. You don't have to remember everyone’s birthday and anniversary.
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4. You can open all your own jars.
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5. Old friends don't give you crap if you’ve lost or gained weight.
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6. A beer gut does not make you invisible to the opposite sex.
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7. You don’t have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.
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8. You can leave a hotel bed unmade.
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9. When your work is criticized, you don’t have to panic that everyone secretly hates you.
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10. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
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11. You see the humor in the movie Terms of Endearment.
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12. Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.
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13. You never have to clean the toilet.
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14. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
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15. Your underwear is $10 for a three pack.
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16. None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry.
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17. You don’t have to shave below your neck.
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18. New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
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19. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat.
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20. You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
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21. Three pair of shoes are more than enough.
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22. You don’t have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming by.
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23. You never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid.
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24. You don’t give a rat’s ass if someone notices your new haircut.
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25. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might become lifelong buddies.
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26. The world is your urinal.
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27. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
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28. People never glance at your chest when you’re talking to them.
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29. You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.
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30. You needn’t pretend you’re “freshening up” to go to the bathroom.
—From a collection in the Just Humour Jokes website
