13 + 1 Key Differences Between Men and Women

[Joe Carillo]

13 + 1 Key Differences Between Men and Women

Whatever your gender, surely most of you must have already developed a gut feel about the fundamental differences between marriageable men and marriageable women. This collection from JokesandHumor.com has identified 13 of those differences, and the Forum later added this bonus difference that you may want to take issue with: "A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished."

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STYLE:
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

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MONEY MANAGEMENT:
A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one dollar item he wants.
A woman will pay one dollar for a two dollar item that she doesn’t want.

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HAPPINESS:

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MARRIAGE EXPECTATIONS:
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change and she does.

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MARRIAGE DECISIONS:
Men marry because they are tired.
Women marry because they are curious.
Both are disappointed.

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MEMORIES:
A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her.
A man cherishes the memory of the woman whom he didn’t marry.

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MARRIAGE AND THE FUTURE:

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UNDERSTANDING WOMEN:
There are two times when a man doesn’t understand a woman—before marriage and after marriage.

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WHAT A WOMAN WANTS:
Only two things are necessary to keep one’s wife happy:
One is to let her think she is having her own way.
The other is to let her have it.

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LONGEVITY:
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

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MISTAKES:
Any married man should forget his mistakes—no use two people remembering the same thing.

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THE BATTLE:
A woman always has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

—From JokesAndHumor.com

BONUS QUOTE:

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