« on: July 31, 2011, 11:27:29 AM »
18 Genuine Entries Taken from the Medical Records
By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better.
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On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it had completely disappeared.
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She has had no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.
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The patient has been depressed ever since she began to see me in 1983.
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Patient was released to outpatient department without dressing.
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Discharge status: alive but without permission.
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The patient refused an autopsy.
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The patient has no past history of suicides.
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The patient expired on the floor uneventfully.
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The patient’s past medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.
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She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate directions in early December.
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The patient experienced sudden onset of severe shortness of breath with a picture of acute pulmonary edema at home while having sex that gradually deteriorated in the emergency room.
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The patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
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Since she can’t get pregnant with her husband, so I thought you would like to work her up.
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She is numb from her toes down.
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While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.
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The skin was moist and dry.
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When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.—From a collection in Just Humour Jokes
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