Doggerel? Nay!
This "doggerel" can be understood by most people of Anglo-Saxon background who have completed secondary school, but it takes a fair bit of translation.
It's me insisting that I do not advocate a return to original spellings, and that it will be a long, long time (if ever) before I do.
The uncontrolled evolution of English has already resulted in a plethora of Englishes (is that a neologism?), many of which are virtual foreign languages, especially when spoken.
To repeat, "If it ain't broke, don't fix it!" Invent new words, sure; that is necessary. Get rid of silly words like "noisome", yes, but don't give additional meanings to words ("problematic" springs to mind) and don't follow blindly when some "expert" decides on a grammar change; I strongly suspect that the clown who first decided that English had too many commas is responsible for the current which/that confusion.
(Hmmm...I think we're in the wrong thread!)