Snarky Translations of 20 Common Scientific Research PhrasesThis list of phrases and their snarky translations or definitions might help you understand or at least decipher the mysterious language of science in general and of medicine and biology specifically. These special phrases are also applicable with obvious caveats to anyone working on a Ph.D. dissertation, academic paper, or journal article at a university anywhere on earth. IMAGE CREDIT: ADAPTED FROM KELLYSERVICES.US STOCK PHOTORESEARCH PHRASES TRANSLATION / MEANINGIt has long been known ...
I didn’t look up the original reference.A definite trend is evident ...
These data are practically meaningless.Of great theoretical and
practical importance ...
Interesting to me.While it has not been possible
to provide definite answers
to these questions ...
An unsuccessful experiment, but I still hope
to get it published.Three of the samples were
chosen for detailed study ...
The results of the others didn’t make any sense.Typical results are shown ...
This is the prettiest graph.These results will be shown in
a subsequent report...
I might get around to this sometime,
if I’m pushed / funded.The most reliable results are
those obtained by Jones ...
He was my graduate assistant.It is believed that...
I think.It is generally believed that ...
A couple of other people think so, too.It is clear that much additional
work will be required before
a complete understanding of
the phenomenon occurs ...
I don’t understand it.Correct within an order of
magnitude ...
Wrong.In my experience ...
Once.In case after case ...
Twice.In a series of cases ...
Thrice.According to statistical analysis…
Rumor has it. A statistically oriented projection
of the significance of these
findings…
A wild guess.Thanks are due to Joe Blotz
for assistance with the
experiment and to George
Frink for valuable
discussions ...
Blotz did the work and Frink explained to
me what it meant.
A careful analysis of
obtainable data...
Three pages of notes were obliterated when
I knocked over a glass of wine.It is hoped that this study will
stimulate further investigation
in this field ...
I quit.[Source: unknown]
—From English Language Smart Words: Humor/Research