19 Fun Quotable Quotes to Brighten Up Your Day

[Joe Carillo]

19 Fun Quotable Quotes to Brighten Up Your Day

The fun quotable quotes below were e-mailed to me by Forum member Ben Sanchez some years back. The quotes, all small-business and occupational signages, came with the following note from Ben: “Your laugh for today… As the man said, ‘Laugh, and the world laughs with—or at—you.’ Enjoy these in any case.” (The illustrative photos are recent additions.)  

In a Podiatrist’s office:
“Time wounds all heels”


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On a Watch Repair shop window:
“If your clock doesn’t tic - toc to me”

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At an Optometrist’s Office:
“If you don’t see what you’re looking for,
you’ve come to the right place.”

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On a Plumber’s truck:
“We repair what your husband fixed”


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On another Plumber’s truck:
“Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”

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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
“Invite us to your next blowout.”

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At a Towing company:
“We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.”


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On an Electrician’s truck:
“Let us remove your shorts.”

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In a Non-smoking Area:
“If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”


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On a Delivery Room door:
“Push. Push. Push.”

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At a Car Dealership:
“The best way to get back on your feet—miss a car payment.”

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Outside a Muffler Shop:
“No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”


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In a Veterinarian’s waiting room:
“Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”

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At the Electric Company
“We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don’t, you will be.”

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In a Restaurant window:
“Don’t stand there and be hungry;
come on in and get fed up.”

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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
“Drive carefully. We’ll wait.”


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At a Propane Filling Station:
“Thank heaven for little grills.”

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And don’t forget the sign at a
Chicago Radiator Shop:
“Best place in town to take a leak”

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And this sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
“Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises”